Gig Hoes

Balancing dual careers of educator and freelance musician and excelling at both, the multi-talented Larry Ballereau keeps the Hoes in stitches over the pitfall, pratfalls and perils of club dates.

How did two girls become gig hoes? A cocktail waitress met an office temp at a band audition. Their roads crisscrossed as they rocketed to the middle of the pile, still there to this day, still happy to be making a living making music.

Drummer Ricky Martinez shares some laughs about Sesame Street, celebrity weddings, body surfing drummers, battling rabbis and 'cheesecock'.
 
Link to Credit Of The Week: https://soundcloud.com/user-728644913/im-going-nowhere?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharinges
"I'm Going Nowhere" by Willa Bassen

The Hoes share stories about tinnitus, laryngitis, concussions, puncture wounds, dog bites and slit wrists and conclude that gigging can be hazardous to your health.
 
Link to credit of the week- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT48-LLs0tI
Who do You Love: BERNARD WRIGHT/ Vocals by Marla Adler
 
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From Chuck Berry to Ray Charles to a naked cast recording, the master drummer regales the Hoes with tales of Broadway, tv, and the pitfalls of getting from uptown to midtown.

Through floods, wind and lightning; boats, beaches and hurricanes; if your gear breaks down, there is no gig.

Wrong directions, last-minute gigs, stalkers, drunks and over-excited stripping fans. Isn’t show biz glamorous?

The Hoes discuss a hilarious list of one '80's orchestra leader's do's and don'ts for musicians.
Link to Credit of the Week
Hard to Love
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT48-LLs0tI

Welcome to Gig Hoes. Weddings or birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, corporate events, divorces, even a bris. What is a club date? Answer: all of the above.